Jessica Biel 

Proof white girls can/do have great asses.

Yeah, that Jessica Biel has one fine ass.

Jessica Biel by Adrian August 31, 2007

Jessica Simpson Syndrome 

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

Jessica Simpson Syndrome by Michael F. January 31, 2005

Jessica Marie 

the name for that irresistibly mysterious girl whom you see around often, yet know nothing about. She thinks about you, cares about you, shows you her flirty side at the same time showing you her bitchy side. She will drop you notes unexpectedly. She demands the best from you while giving you even more than you give her. She loves you unconditionally and will deal with all your baggage. She is confident in herself. She is awesome!

Jessica Marie is a true friend!

Jessica Marie by coolgirl1029 December 20, 2016

Jessica 

The most fantastic woman in the world. Sexy, intelligent, and entirely irresistible . She knows she is worth it. And she is. She will embrace you for who you are and look out you. She is the best person you could possibly choose to be your friend or partner in life.

Also see: sexy, beautiful, amazing

Jessica is amazing in every way.

Jessica by GuyWhoWantsToTreatYouRight April 16, 2017

sarah jessica parker 

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.

sarah jessica parker by Cazz February 6, 2006

Jessica Mae 

Beautiful and talented Minneapolis Makeup Artist. Founder of WarPaint International Beauty Agency.

That naturally defining beauty and popped red lip... that's signature Jessica Mae.

Jessica Mae by Urban Kozanno April 2, 2017

jessica simpson 

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

jessica simpson by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004