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Jesters feet

The involuntary curling upwards of the toes when an orgasm is approaching, usually during masturbation.
She knew it would not be long before she would be covered in his baby-batter, as she noticed the onset of Jesters feet.
by Ally B May 19, 2004
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Jesser

A guy who drinks a lot to the point were he wobbles.

He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.

He's Awesome

He's also a ladies man!
Did you see how drunk Jesser was last night?
by KKBIRD March 10, 2011
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Testicle Jester

A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.
Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"
by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005
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jesserbation

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure
damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.
by the masked avenger July 6, 2006
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JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.
they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual
by simp for jesse January 3, 2021
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jester

a fool. a joker. a clown. an entertainer that dances and/or tells jokes. (usually for kings)
1.the 2/4 jokers in a deck of cards.
2.a male person in silly attire performing for the king's entertainment
3.people in "Jackass". (a show for the mentally insane)
by david lui July 12, 2005
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Text-jester

A reliable clown whose purpose is to provide routine amusement, distraction and entertainment via text.

A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.

Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.
Derek had me cracking up last night! Out of nowhere I received a text last night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!

OR:

I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'
by Fdurdad January 12, 2010
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