Jealous Bitch Syndrome

The condition most often occurring in ex-girlfriends in which the female becomes hostile towards their ex-partner and then continues to prove a nuisance. This frequently causes difficulty for the male partner in finding or connecting with a new mate.

Tom: Yeah, I was planning on going on a date with Melissa tonight. She's really great, but Katie still sits by me in Calculus and totally tried to cock block me.

Jimmy: Seems like she has a case of Jealous Bitch Syndrome.

by Kevy Absolution March 4, 2009

jealous boyfriend syndrome

whenn you have a boyfriend who is so damn jealous you aren't allowed to hug any other guys, talk to any other guys, look at any other guys, or even THINK about any other guys.

" I said hi to Brad today, and Tom totally flipped out. He's got a serious case of Jealous Boyfriend Syndrome.

by t3am0x33 April 24, 2005

jealous type

I dreamed i saw you with another
close and smiling

and when i woke
I had to admit to myself

that whatever i tell myself
or others
i remain the jealous type
I've always been
...

by Krkič July 3, 2019

Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder

The personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. Includes best friends and platonic relationships.

"Bye Julia!"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"

by GemZi8 August 6, 2011

jealousy

jealousy doesnt mean that you dont trust someone. its just means that you care a lot. it means youre scared to lose someone or you feel like attention has been deawn away from you.

i was jealous of my ex boyfriends friend. he spent more time talking to her and telling her things than he did with me. i got scared i was going to lose him because maybe i didnt hold his interest anymore.

i staret dto chyll with this guy and we alwasy fooled aroudn and flirted. then my friend staret dto chyll with us and the attention was taken away from me to her.

by Ciara January 17, 2005

jealous bitch

a bitch that's just jealous and talks trash about you

jealous bitch: that girl is so fugly she thinks she is the shit
girl: oh that's just a jealous bitch

by what girl? April 12, 2005

Jealous Elk

When two girls are giving a guy head and the guy cums (accidentally or not) on one girls hands and then in her eyes. As she can't use her palms or fingers to wipe her eyes, she rubs them with the back of her hands. Thus her fingers pointing out from her face resemble elk antlers. Usually the girl starts complaining about the painful semen in her eye, making her angry at the guy or jealous of the other girl. Not to be confused with the angry elk - the single girl variation of the jealous elk.

Joe totally "jealous elked" Ashley and Amy last night, but Amy got the antlers.

by V-reezy March 10, 2008