No jello

Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.

Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives

Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"

Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."

- OR -

Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.

by Dr. Boston April 18, 2010

Jello

The sexiest 46 year old ever to live. Activist/spokesperson/former member of The Dead Kennedys/singer/songwriter/genius. Lives in San Francisco....ran for both mayor and president. ....last name Biafra

"I just had the craziest dream where I was old, but happy. Jello was my husband and I was making breakfast for him. He was commenting about the paper....it said something about the war. I remember he was pretty pissed....then it ended........and I woke up regreting I was born when I was."

by nicole le ponke' August 28, 2004

Jello

being jealous

"Girl, don't be jello cause my boo got me the new Louis!"

by kkbm April 28, 2010

Jelloed

When someone's office supply has been put into a jello mold.

Has anyone seen my white-out?
*Opens drawer*
I've been jelloed!!

by maribry October 19, 2010

Jello

Like a bop, but cooler.

“When I hear this song, I don’t just bop. I jello.”
“Wow this new Harry Styles song is a jello.”

by Olivia’s Room June 15, 2018

Jello

Like a bop, but better

When I hear this song, I don’t just bop. I jello.
This new Harry Styles song is a jello.

by Olivia’s Room June 15, 2018

Jello

Will make a person so dumb, they think chocolate milk comes from Brown cows.

"Did you see Becky take that test? That bitch is so Jello."

by Charlie and the chocolate milk December 3, 2019