jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.

Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.

by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020

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Jeffing

The act of sending unintelligible, often misspelled, texts that are chock full of grammatical errors and acronyms that only have meaning to people named Jeff.

Stop Jeffing me, I have absolutely no idea what that text means.

by Blindmelon February 17, 2021

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Jeffin'

When your gut begins to throw a temper tantrum. Starting with biohazardous farts and slowly building to a terroristic level shit.

Dawg, I was in the middle of class when I started Jeffin'. It was brutal. 6 people died. I'm probably going to jail.

by BasedButt March 2, 2023

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Jeffing

It is being shut-out in foosball. You fail to score a score

We lost by a jeffing in Foosball.

by TheJeff February 25, 2015

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A nick name when young. As a grown man he is strong minded, stubborn, Independent, an amazing lover, keeps you wanting more. Amazing father. Wonderful friend. Loyal. He has that whole bad boy thing going on that girls love. He has this way of pushing the edge and knowing just how far to push. Romantic, and trustworthy.

"Jeffia did it"

by lucky enough April 9, 2009

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