Jeb

A 1~2 inch bump in the rectum a few inches in from the anus. Caused when one of several strains of bacteria usually present in santorum enters a small scar that resulted from fairly violent anal sex. An immune reaction causes the bump -- which can make anal sex even more unpleasant than usual.

Dave: "While I enjoy each manly pump -- would you please thrust more toward the left, so that you're hammering my jeb so much? It hurts like hell..."
Rick: "Sure, babe... By the way we're working up a good froth of santorum here!"

by manoverbored June 20, 2015

Jeb

Jeb is the most caring and genuine guy you’ll ever meet. He’s got a good sense of humor but can be very blunt. He’ll tell you what you need to hear and be there for you. You can always count on Jeb to come through for you. He’s always on time, always prepared, and always motivated. When he finds something he likes or wants he’ll get it. But he’s also not super outgoing. He keeps to himself unless he’s interested in what’s going on. You might have to work to get to know him. Jeb is fit and athletic. He plays a couple sports and excels in them. His overall personality is unique and you won’t find anyone else like him. Don’t pass up a Jeb.

Hey have you met Jeb?
No why?
He’s the most interesting guy I’ve ever met!

by Definition genius5735 December 6, 2018

Jeb

Someone's name when you can't remember it or if you don't know it.

"What's up Jeb?" "Oh, nothing Jeb. What about you?" "Nothing really. Hey, where's your friend Jeb?"

by wintermorningsunshines December 19, 2011

jebbing

taking a dump

Rec was jebbing at his office.

by Ruperutsu August 14, 2010

Jebs

/ˈdʒɛbs/

Jebs is short for Jerbaks, a filipino word as a not-so-formal way to say you want to poop.
Use Jebs not to disgust everyone.

Sandali! Jebs na jebs na ko boss!

by lazydonut January 21, 2019

Jebbing

When a person:

is short,
is malding,
gets tilted and chat KEKW's,
runs out of toilet paper while pooping and makes chat get him more,
breaks their bed while "wrestling" with their girlfriend,
tells a friends to "get ready to come in my hole," and
other 4WeirdW things.

Coco was jebbing so hard yesterday when he told chat how he ate his friend's meat the night before.

by MethadoneBaby September 21, 2019

Jeb

Jeb is a kool kid who can do backflips. And specifically eats cookies and cream pop tarts. He is forever alone but gets all the ugly gurls. He also makes the best memes and shares them with everyone. Memes are love, memes are life.

Jeb is so kool, he does backflips, shares his pop tarts and memes. Jeb is the best, we love Jeb.

by Jeb the kool boi June 7, 2018