jardiance

Substance used to control A1C, butt occasionally could cause infection of the perinium according to some studies.

I have a little pill with a story to tell, it causes taint rot and causes buttholes to swell, i take once daily Jardiance now all is hell....

by His Majesty: Sir Loin of Pork July 24, 2023

Jard

A fictional college kid/former frat boy in debt who works for a corporation and does interdimensional travel (EVADE ON ROBLOX)

Jard got scammed into interdimensional travel

by getjarded August 2, 2023

Pulling a Jardot

To simultaneously vomit and shit all over the place.

Friend 1: “Oh, no! Tim is pulling a Jardot all over the place!”
Friend 2: “Clean that shit up, man!”
Friend 1: “I can’t! There’s too much! It’s everywhere!”

by Myuscle_Man June 13, 2018

Jardell

Jardell is a kind and genuine gentleman who is always willing to help people out at his own expense. He is someone who is likey to go far in life, he also spends a lot of time doing work unrelated to school, but the work that he does do in replacement is likely to see him succeed more. Jardell is a unique individual who is appreciated in society.

Jardell is a good friend of mine.

by JohnT2003 September 4, 2017

jardeath

i met jardeath the other day and man does he kick ass

i saw jardeath and i shited myself so i gave fim 1 mil on runescape

by jardeath February 14, 2004

jardeath

good at everything

1.jardeath is the worlds best runescape player
2.jardeath kicks moncojhr up the ass

by jardeath November 14, 2003

Jardines

Used to describe a case of restaurant food poisoning accompanied by feelings of a jackhammer to the stomach and/or sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Dang woman, I think them chalupas compuestas gave me the jardines."

by Jupo February 4, 2005