Jarrod : if something has gone wrong, been broken or misconfigured in some way, there is a 10/10 chance it is Jarrods fault. Also commonly known not to be sober during these times.
"I see there's a hole in your wall, must of been Jarrod."
"I can't find my phone.. has anyone seen Jarrod?"
"Why are my friends awake at 11am in the morning since yesterday? Oh, hello there Jarrod"
"I can't find my phone.. has anyone seen Jarrod?"
"Why are my friends awake at 11am in the morning since yesterday? Oh, hello there Jarrod"
by Pyro fan club September 17, 2018
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Sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.
But most importantly, Jarod is a world-class pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz
Sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.
But most importantly, Jarod is a world-class pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz
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by Daniellekid January 24, 2008
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