javrod 

Someone in a Counter-Strike game who is not in any way, shape, or form helping the team and overall acting a fool. Thier very presence makes you want to hit the bathroom and "drop ancor"

"God, shut the F up you F'ing Javrod!"

"This little peewee is acting like a total Javrod"

"We would have won, but we had noob2000 on our team and that guy is a Javrod Deluxe!"

javrod by Gremmie [GoC] July 8, 2004

Jarrod 

A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down

Man, I'm in a jam, who could I call to help me finish off this six pack? Jarrod bro, hes the shit

Jarrod, you're the shit

Jarrod by the great chancho February 24, 2010

Jarrod 

Me.

Hey, that's Jarrod.

Jarrod by The True Jarrod June 14, 2020

Jarrod 

This is a strenuous name to give description, because it defies many boundaries of human knowledge. Prophets have foretold his birth since the dawn of humanity. It was written in hieroglyphics, Greek tablets, and even visible in the interstellar atmosphere.

One of the closest replacements that professionals have identified is Chuck Norris. However, that name could not even simulate the significance of Jarrod.

Jarrod is the solidified embodiment of life itself, and recent investigations have shown that any human capable of even envisioning Jarrod have either suspiciously congested poison, spontaneously combusted, or been struck by lightning on a clear day.

Jarrod has muscles surpassingly gargantuan, and he exudes an aroma of bacon, freshly cut grass, fire on a crisp autumn evening, and your grandmother’s house on Christmas day.

He is the personification of existence.

The Greek philosopher Aristotle wrote about Jarrod: Μόνο ένας θα κυβερνήσει τον κόσμο, όταν κάθε ελπίδα έχει χαθεί, και το όνομά του δεν θα έπρεπε καν να αναφερθούν.

Jarrod by Scotty Too Hotty February 11, 2014

Jarod 

Jarod is a guy that you can fall in love with almost instantly. He is super funny and always making people laugh with his lame jokes or silly stories. Sometimes, you aren't looking for a laugh, well Jarod is the type of guy that can make you feel like the most important person in the world, or he can be your shoulder to cry on. No matter what the situation or the problem, he is there to help. Jarod is absolutely perfect, in every way. He puts himself down a bit, like when he says he sucks at image editing, but we all know he rocks at it. He is great at everything he does, and he is going to go on in life the be the most successful person you know. Sure he could call or text more, but he is too busy sharing his amazingness with the world...

Jacob: You really like him, don't you Tori?
Tori: Of course, I love Jarod with every bit of my being!

Jarod by ToriWhat September 3, 2012

Jarrod moment 

When someone makes a joke and no one laughs

At lunch today Donald had a jarrod moment, he looked very embarrassed

Jarrod moment by Jarrod moment February 27, 2019

Jarrod 

Jarrod is the type of guy that peoplejust love. Especially women but in a friendly way as he is mostly friends with women as he knows that everyother guy out there is a conplete dipshit. But even though he hangs with all of the girls he isnt interested in them hes only interesred in one. This girl is perfect inside and out.

"yo jarrod is a mad lad"

Jarrod by Sbeuvul April 9, 2019