japanese torpedo

A strange and extremely difficult sex move. It is accomplished by climbing up on the dresser, night stand, or any other elevated platform in the bedroom, screaming “BANZAI!” and jumping off in an attempt to jam the male member into any available orifice.

Tony: I got my bitch with the japanese torpedo!
Adam: Bet she never knew what hit her.

by Mark Barker May 22, 2006

japanese wave

A Japanese Wave is when you fart under the covers while in bed and you quickly lift your feet to create a wave in the blanket that pushes the gas into your faces.

She was fighting the Dutch Oven so hard I had to transition to the Japanese Wave.

by PlayerHater008 October 28, 2013

japanese commercials

Downright the most weirdest shit you'll ever see on a TV outside the states.

Watching Japanese commercials is the equivalent of your mind flipping the fuck out from ecstasy

by Spoke reasons March 1, 2014

Japanese Whisk

Inserting a whisk into the orifice of oneself or another

Dude, I totally gave her a Japanese Whisk last night and then used it to make pancakes in the morning.

by Plenz May 22, 2015

japanese flash bang

When a guy nuts in a girl's eye and then clap her ears

Dude Jesse just gave his girlfriend a japanese flash bang and she said she could not hear for a week

by blake farmer May 23, 2018

Do you think i Japanese like a school girl

when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.

Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019

turning japanese

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.

Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.

by Chris Paladino March 19, 2003