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Jarrett Kitchen

Famous actor/comedian and musician, also known for his talents as an impressionist, a stunt/precision driver, a professional heavy equipment/diesel mechanic, and Master Railroader. He was born into a strong family in December 1981 atop a mountain in western North Carolina, is an appalachian american that is also known for his astonishing good looks, and a facial complexion that silences with the slightest of stares or glances from his piercing brilliant Blue eyes, and a young female fan club following. Jarrett has been the model individual for all people that could ever be as Cool or cool motherfucker like as he is. Best known for his role as a supporting actor with Ben Stiller in the 1995 Disney Classic film Heavyweights. Jarrett Now lives semi quietly in Henderson County North Carolina with his goegeous wife and new baby girl.
"Hol-ey shit! He's hot like Jarrett Kitchen." Or used in fear "It's that Jarrett Kitchen guy!! Lets get the fuck outta here!!!" Or in Compliment such as "Jarrett Kitchen is a Cool motherfucker man."
by TS2mechanic February 22, 2012
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Jarrett Allen

Jarrett Allen with the block and the slam on the other end!!
by Mowaffles September 7, 2021
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jarrett wandler

one of the biggest drug dealers in swift current, who fucks shit up and gets his dick sucked every night before bed by some of the hottest bitches in town.
i wish i got my dicked sucked at night before bed like jarrett wandler!
by jaaarrreeettt November 21, 2010
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Jarrett The Gay

one ginger boyo who can’t contian his love for anime porn, watch out he might cum on your floor with pride and smile whilst he does it

be aware of this dangerous creature
Did you hear about the weird kid Jarrett The Gay?
by eat my ass timmy November 18, 2018
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jarrett and rebekah

Are you a Jarrett and have meet a sweet young lady named Rebekah? Or a Rebekah who has meet a cute cowboy Jarrett? Jarrett and Rebekah's are made to be! They are soul mates. I have been told that if a Jarrett and a Rebekah meet their love is undeniable. If it is truly meant to be they will have a spark.. Both of which having brown hair and brown eyes if truly meant to be.
Jarrett and Rebekah's will fall in love
by FutureMrs_____ September 20, 2014
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Jarrett Knowles

A fuckin buetty, “Jarrett Knowles’s” are known as the best people in the world, they are party monsters and honestly don’t give a single fuck
Girl) hey, was Jarrett Knowles here last night?
Other girl) Yeah, the kid smoked all of our fucking hash

Girl) shit what a buetty eh?
by Buetty boy November 18, 2019
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jarrett and breanna

jarrett and breanna are one of the best couple out there, they know how to work just about everything out! jarrett is especially super nice to breanna and he always remembers that she needs reassurance. jarrett is the type of guy to put a ring on it, if he truly loves something, so that’s what he did. when you see them in public you’ll be shocked!
dude i say this young couple in walmart, it looked like the girl had a ring on her finger.

dude that’s jarrett and breanna!!
by zoe slayton March 20, 2021
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