Janus

Having a very very very big juicy anus.

Person 1: wow have you seen Pieter's ass?
person 2: yeah you can almost say hes got a Janus.

other example
person 1: I couldnt see the bosrd at school today when John stood up.
Person 2: Yeah thats cause hes got a Janus

by Laurasexgod January 17, 2024

Janus

They found a bifurcated star! The Hydrogen and Helium are split right down the middle. (Almost)

Hym "YAHNOOSE! That's a fun way to say Janus. Ironically enough, it DOESN'T rhyme with ANUS. WHY DOES IT DO THAT THOUGH!? Why is it split like that? It's so weird! Space is dumb man..."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2023

Janus

Gossip, but always reminds his friends they have a good and bad side, but usually pushes for the good!

Stylish, and very gentleman he’s usually liked within his surroundings making himself to person to hang with. You are lucky if you get on his good side, or he will just ignore you forever

Janus is the god with two faces

by Yourbestnightmare77 November 22, 2021

Janu

Janu is a girl’s name and she isn’t that stunning. She’s pretty average looking but has a great heart, depending on her mood, she can sometimes be heartless as well. She thinks she is very intelligent and is firm about her own beliefs. There aren’t much great things to say about her.

Janu needs a therapist.

by Yaaru suthuleh pingpong November 22, 2021

Janu

Janu is the name of a really obsessive girl with bowel problems. She is absolutely unpredictable and will give you high blood pressure.

Don't go near her, she's a janu.

by Yaaru suthuleh pingpong November 25, 2021

Janus Syndrome

(Jay-nuss sin-drome) Similar to an ego death from a DMT experience, however, in this case you are just completely retarded.

Fucking Janus. Classic Janus Syndrome.

by Chork Kang January 19, 2021

Janus

Janus adjective

A Janus is when somthing bad happens a lot to somthing or someone often.

Example 1
Person 1: man I've had a really Janus day.

Person 2: oh? Why?

Person 1: I fell down a flight of stairs and then lost my wallet.

Example 2

Person 1: Today really has been a Janus kind of day

by midnightstorm1000 November 9, 2022