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Janorexia

the act of starving oneself in january to lose christmas podge
no, i cant eat lunch ive got janorexia
by k80s January 4, 2011
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Janopause

There are two definitions for 'Janopause':

1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.
1)
Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work?
Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas.

2)
Mary: You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!?
Kelly: Really? When's the last time you got your period?
Mary: Well, my last one was in December.
Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!?
by buckonz January 6, 2012
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janora

Janora is a very sweet and kind person that is caring and loving and puts others before herself. She is often sad but still trys to make the best of it. Shes a pretty quiet person. She is VERY cute but doesnt seem to think so. She is a really creative and artistic person that likes to draw and watch anime. She plays the violin and loves music. She is a great freind to have and helps in anyway she can.
Only a Janora coukd be such a beautiful and caring person.
by ?*';@÷) June 29, 2019
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christa janowiak

Original creator of the phrase “boneless wings are chicken nuggets
Dude, Christa Janowiak told us all that boneless wings are chicken nuggets.
by Xander1999 February 12, 2018
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Janoskian

Consisting of Beau Brooks, Daniel Sahyounie, Jai Brooks, James Yammouni, and Luke Brooks. They are 5 guys from Melbourne, Australia who never seem to get embarrassed. They prance around the streets of Melbourne being funny, pulling pranks and making strangers feel very uncomfortable.
Person 1 "Hey have you seen the Janoskians on youtube?"
Person 2 "Yeah! They are hilarious., everyone should check them out!"
Luke Brooks "Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Tomatoes gonna tomate." Beau Brooks "Dogs are gonna bark."
by JanoskianFan1 January 1, 2012
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Janoskians

5 sexy mother fucking YouTube Legends from Australia named James Yammouni, Luke Brooks, Beau Brooks, Jai Brooks and Daniel Sahyounie. They go around the streets of Melbourne, doing pranks and making others in the area feel extremely uncomfortable. They have teamed up with YouTube Sensation Teddy to create another YouTube channel, Dare Sundays, in which they do dares sent in by their fans, and starred in a music video by Faydee; Forget The World. They have been signed by Sony, and now have their own single 'Set This World On Fire', which is the best mother fucking single in the world.
"Have you seen the Janoskians new video!?"
"Yes! Haha, it was hilarious!"

'Haters gonna hate,
potatos gonna potate,
tomatos gonna tomate,
dogs are gonna bark'

'We DO NOT sing. If you want to hear someone singing, look up Justin Bieber, cause that guy's a fucking legend'
- Beau Brooks

My future husbands <3
by Luke Brooks' Future Wife. October 6, 2012
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Janored

To fake ignore someone in a chat room just to make a statement, then talk about said person for the next 20 minutes then, talk directly to them again giving them "another chance", then fake ignoring them again

This is a very popular term within the Yahoo chat community, and was coined in the Windows: 1 chat room. One particular member of the community would place another user on ignore, post that they had ignored them in the room publicly, then speak to them a short while later, having forgotten that they had claimed to ignore the person.

This is now a common reference within a large part of Yahoo when a user likes controversy too much to actually ignore a user which they disagree with, instead they claim to ignore the user to further controversy.

Janoring may, in some cases, be a subset, or type of trolling
I was in chat the other day talking about kittens and this girl janored me. I know she didn't really put me on ignore because she asked me my ASL five minutes later.
by pixelicious September 26, 2010
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