jenkem shaman

A jenkem shaman is a mix between a crust punk and Haight street nomad/hobo. Usually someone from the 'burbs that got a little too much into smoking crack and playing the accordion in a street band. These fine specimen usually reside in Golden Gate park during day time and at night crash in your house and sometimes copulate with your friends or roommates, who are usually the ones responsible for letting them inside in the first place. They wear patchwork pants adorned with spoon and harmonica holders and wear some article of fake fur at all times. Basically, jenkem shamans are shitty gypsy grifters.

Girl 1: "Hey, who the fuck smoked all my weed and stole the compost bucket!?"
Girl 2: "Oh, probably that fucking jenkem shaman that rolled in with Jessica last night"
Girl 1: "Goddammit, I think we have bedbugs!"

by drgonch May 14, 2010

Jankee

A person from the North who moves to the South and tends to display Yankee behaviors.

Dave is such a Jankie

by Dave March 8, 2005

Jankmeister

1. The jankiest of all the janksters.
2. The supreme jankster.
3. One who exhibits extremely janky qualities.

That dude is beyond janky. He must be a jankmeister.

by ajt1834 July 19, 2010

jankenpopp

Some French hacker; Makes cool music; Generally a cool guy; Some of his projects include Windows 93, Bonzichan, MySpace 2: Electric Boogaloo, L'auteur en PLS, and Skynet.net (Search engine).

Windows 93 is a parody Operating System created by the might Jankenpopp

by Blockly806 January 17, 2021

Jickety Janked

1) Something that is completely fucked up or out of the ordinary

2) An unforeseen or unexpected event

Ex hey man did you see that guy his face is so jickety janked

man jack bauer just jickety janked that terrorist....

Ex I was walking down the street and saw an old lady pound a mickey and attack the mail man. That's jickety janked

The fact that anyone would trade for Jason Blake is jickety janked.

by brianmcgarry February 4, 2010

jenkem

Fermented mixture of ripened sewage used primarily in Africa and third-world Near Asian countries as a glue-high substitute.

Many orphaned and deprived children in civil-war torn Sub-Saharan Tanzania are dependent on jenkem.

by Kazhakkey Szervusz-Thackur November 10, 2005

Janked Up

Something that is messed up or not right.

This pie tastes very janked up.

by Will Grennay January 13, 2007