Jankey

A jizzy hankey

Person 1:Hey dude have you ot a tissue, I'm about to sneeze.
Person 2:Nah man, all ive got is this jankey
Person 1:Whats a jankey?
Person 2: A hankey i jizzed on

by The Wizard In Black October 1, 2009

janked

To have something stolen, with a painful outcome. (Jacked/spanked)

Yo' that ho janked yo man.

by Falalala March 10, 2004

Janked out

Verb,

To lose through the sheer dumb luck of an unlikely event which would normally be crap.

Guy: I top 8'd recently at a children's card game event but got janked out by a kid running Horn of the Unicorn Control... Suxors. Should have run Monarchs.

by EdgeNZ February 10, 2008

Janked

Past tense verb

Combination of the slang word "Jacked" and name "Hank" to mean something stolen by a person named Hank.

Person: "Dude, my TI-84 Plus calculator was janked yesterday!"

Informed Person: "Hank did it? I thought all that guy did was wank to porn all day!"

by DeanIsLove June 5, 2011

Jankety

Adj: When something is shitty and doesn't work.

Verb: To be shitty and not work, a person, object or anything.
-----OR-----
Irrelevant Chuck Norris jokes, to make no sense at all like: pussy-attic-mouse-kitty-fuck-job-tooth-ache. Mary Popins, Bad cars, Bad movies

Person 1: Man, this toothbrush does not work! I put it on vibrate, but it still won't give me the satisfaction of a dildo!
Person 2: Well, fuck, I'd say that's a jankety piece of shit.

by Sam o_e June 18, 2009

Jankey

"Jankey" is another term used when some idea your friend has seems crazy or not very interesting,

Dude, that sounds pretty jankey to me.

by Shane Newton July 18, 2006

Jankey

used to describe the half pirate, half hammer-head shark guy in the second "Pirates of The Caribbean"

Steve: "Dude, DJ, check out that hammer-head shark thing! He's so jankey."

DJ: "haha... jankey? wtf hahahaha!"

by M-Low September 1, 2007