Janko

One word: -- God --

Also called the almighty, the greatest, the holy, ...

Praise him, make sacrifices, worship him cause he's Janko.

by Newt November 30, 2004

Jaedon

Jaedon is a loyal, attractive, funny, lovable, and caring guy. He will always have time for whatever a girl needs. He can't chose one girl most of the time but when he does that girl is super special.If he chooses you to be his girl never let him go. He is one of the funniest guys that you'll ever meet. He makes an impact on everyone he meets. He gives people the best advice. He is also very protective of his family and his girl. If you ever meet a Jaedon make sure you stay with him and become his best friend.

Man I wish I could be more like Jaedon.
Man any girl would be lucky to have Jaedon as a boyfriend.

by xxCarnag30utlawxx October 30, 2017

Jadon

Jadon is by far the most supreme being in the existence of the universe. Women (even lesbians) want to be with him, and men want to be him. He is full of glorious powers and wisdom. But when provoked he will cast lighting bolts of holy righteousness upon your punk ass!

Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT, IT'S JADON!"

Person 2 - "OMFG NO WAY!"

Person 3 - "I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM!"

by Viking Zombie September 22, 2010

Jandy

When something is complete and utter perfection to the point that it makes you want to dance with a bottle of fireball and a jug of Purex in each hand. Legend has it the origins of Jandy can be traced to the southeastern region of Mexico.

"Hey Colin, you see that baby Brazilian tapir (or pudú) over yonder? How Jandy!"
"Oh you're going to see Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"Oh you fucked Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"When I get home I'm gonna make the jandiest plate of perogies!"
"Spencer, your sandals smell like bear semen!" *Dustin throws Spencer's sandals out the car window while driving through Smallville* "Gee golly, thanks for jandying up the situation Dustin!"

by If I Had Twitter July 17, 2016

Jand

Nigerian word referring to England and london.

" I'm on vacation in jand(england)"

"I'm schooling in Jand"

by Tuade November 12, 2007

Jango Fett

1. noun--proper name: character who was the template for all Stormtrooper clones in the Star Wars film series. Unlike his son Boba Fett, this character actually used his rocket, his blaster, his grappling hooks, and his generally fun array of equipment. He made many men who played with the Boba Fett action figure as a kid very happy.

2. verb: to be almost as fast and as smart as a Jedi, without using the Force; to fight with technology, like Batman

1. Jango Fett almost kicked that Jedi's ass, and he used his grappling hook and flew around with his rocket

2. That police officer Jango Fetted that criminal using his baton, handcuffs, and a rope.

3. While his son has the coolest action figure, Jango Fett did more than just stand there and look cool

by zingerhoff July 10, 2011

Jadon

Jadon is that funny kid who likes to joke around and is a bit of a troublemaker. Some people may find him annoying, but he couldn't care less, he just is who he is. He has the most amazing smile, bet they didn't expect that. Alot of the people who find him "annoying" just don't know what they're missing out on

*Jadon walks in room and sits down*

Teacher- JADON! You're late, now take your hood off and show me your homework!

Jadon- Nahh *leans back in chair and throws something at teacher*

Preppy girl- Ugh he needs to just go die, or at least shut up once in awhile omg he's so annoying....

tomboy- Dude this is my kinda guy, I NEED his number

by ThatOneChick96 December 28, 2011