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The Jameson

The Jameson is when your engaged in sex doggy style. When your about to ejaculate you hit the poor little lady in the back of the head with a cynder block so she tightens while passing out making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
As he was banging her doggy style he reached to his right, grabbed the hidden cyderblock and pulled The Jameson on her.
by Jameson, Jamie, Jay June 29, 2011
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Jenna Jameson

A porn star who everyone says is a dirty slut, forgetting the fact that ALL porn stars are dirty sluts and Jenna Jameson is just a well known Dirty Slut
Mike: Hey Your Jenna Jameson!

Jenna: Yes I am. Want an autograph and a blowjob?

Mike: Eww. Your such a whore.

Eva Angelina: Hi guys!

Mike: Oh can I get a Blowjob from Eva? She's not a whore at all!

Eva: Ummm... Sure lets pretend thats true. 500 bucks and I'll let you put it in my ass.

Jenna: Throw in another 500 and I'll lez out with Eva while you fuck her.

Mike: This is the best day ever

Jenna and Eva: Wow. This kid is retarded. Lets just take the money and run.
by SureILikePornButSeriouslyGuys? November 23, 2010
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Jameson

1. adj. The act of looting/robbing a small group of midget gypsies with the intent of using said money to fund ones self-owned lobotomy clinic.

2. Noun. A discarded three cornered hat
1."Jamesoning had begun roughly 21 years ago and is found happening most commonly throughout parts of Southern Alberta."

2."Dude, you look like a fucking pirate!" "Yeah I found a Jameson!"
by HappyGoLumpy February 9, 2010
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Jenna Jameson

One of the ugliest whores on earth who I hope dies of AIDs or something, she is a rich little bitch who thinks shes hot but shes not she looks like a rat in a Madonna wig.
Porn Freak: Hey, dude Jenna Jameson is hot.

Normal Person: No she is not she is ugly as fuck.
by Erick Suckit August 25, 2010
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jameson hires

A complete bastard who can't get a girl so he sucks dick
Damn Jameson Hires you know how to please my dick!
by kfhhiughouigf March 22, 2017
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Jameson Barns

When a guy that is shorter than the average height is on the back of a bitch that's bent over and is taller than 6'4. Her ass also needs to be big enough to stand on with skyzone grip socks while he's holding onto her side and squatting his dick in.
Jason: How was skyzone afterparty last night?
Devin: It was great, this girl showed me how to do the Jameson Barns, I stood on this tall bitch and fucked her downward.
by CAVEMANKIND July 3, 2023
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jameson curry

Basketball player from Pleasent Grove, Nc, that played ball for Eastern Alamance High located in Mebane, Nc, smashed Michael Jordans high school recordsin his senior year at Eastern, got a scholarship to play at UNC, got busted for drugs, got the scholarship taken away, given a 2nd chance at Oklahoma State by Eddie Sutton, played there 3 years and then was drafted into the NBA by the Chicago Bulls at the age of 21.
JamesOn Curry gets busted for drugs and still gets to play for the NBA........WHAT NOW UNC, DONT YOU WISH YALL WOULDNT HAVE DENIED HIS SCHOLARSHIP?!?!
by Redneck Farmer August 1, 2007
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