javier

the best man you will ever meet. nice and attractive. tall and handsome. the greatest sex you will ever have. usually a Mexican devoted to work.

"oh. what a javier."

by Harry Nuts May 19, 2008

Javier

An amazing guy who is literally everything to me. He’s definitely someone you want in ur life. Extremely flirty. Has such an amazing voice, smile, heart. Everything about him is absolutely perfect. He deserves the world! His eyes and his smile, they just make me melt. I love this fool so much. Love you baby boy <3

Person 1:“Is that Javier”
Me: “Yup, but don’t even try he’s mine”

by Lunajj May 21, 2021

Javier

Name given to men/boys of hispanic or latin descent. Usually sporty and good fighters (2000 major boxers with name, Javier), but on the other hand are very kind and nice to women. Usually get a lot of girls, and fight a lot of boys, but still have lots of friends, and are more likely to be a person who you'll remember from multiple child-hood memories. But in conclusion, to be a "Javier" you have to be a leader, and ignore people who will get you nowhere.

Friend: Aye, Javier you see those mujeres over there
Javier: Ese, I hit that last week
Friend: Orale, Ese, hook me up vato

by jus another Cubano March 29, 2010

Dirty Javier

The act of meeting someone, getting invited over and seizing the opportunity to take a massive dump in their bathroom and taking off right after, leaving the other person baffled and their house smelling like Burrito Night gone bad.

- "So you're telling me this guy just gave you a Dirty Javier and left?"
- "I know! He's so mysterious... (sigh)"

by jorgetheke June 21, 2010

Jalie

Jalie is a girl known for her cuteness. She’s very modest when she gets compliments, but she can also be cocky because she knows that she is the shit😍.
Sadly many people don’t have the pleasure to really meet her and they take her for a stuck up. In reality she’s got character and has morals especially when it comes to helping people. She was once lonely, but she has A LOT of friends now, and she got where she is because she is awesome!

Woah is that Jalie 😲 ?!? She’s always eye candy no matter what🥴 !
Boy 1: “I think I’m in love with Jalie dude...”

Boy 2: “Isn’t everyone..🤯”

by PepsiXR September 1, 2019

jalmer

Large testosterone filled man, who has an extra y chromosome. He likes to throw thing and make racial slurs, but also enjoys beating up his bros. Basically any giant that was blessed with this name is destined for greatness

who was that? thats Jalmer, watch out for that flying rock!

by whiteskinnykid June 14, 2011

jaziera

A bad bitch who dont give two fucks about what people think bout her.She get what she want and she a queen even without a crown.And she has haters but they dont phase her at all.

Thats a jaziera.Damn she bad.she just took that girl nigga and that girl and do shit about it.

by Issa.baddie._ July 16, 2017