A dirty jakey

When one proceeds to milk the semen of Andrew brown as normal milk simply does not give enough nutrients for someone of jakeys stature

Will you give browner a dirty jakey there

by Jarringmederrrr November 24, 2021

Jakey L

a guy that is very trust worthy, amazing, nice, funny, sweet, and very lovable <3
and his hair gives girls orgasms (;

i wish there were more people like Jakey L.

by xcandyxlandx May 16, 2011

jakey wakey

The act of masturbation.

Oh my! It's Jakey Wakey in his mother's bedroom!!

by aunt jemama December 9, 2010

Jakey-Pooh

A person who really likes chocolate but can’t have it for 1.5 years, yet secretly eats it without shame.

“You can’t eat chocolate for 1.5 years”
“Oh no, i’m Gonna be just like Jakey-Pooh”

by Jennifer Quintana March 6, 2019

Jakey Missers GDM

A gdm made for loyal Jake-biased engenes. A group of strong, soft and beautiful people that are willing to protect, hype and love Jake from ENHYPEN forever.

Jakey Missers GDM is legendary. Big thanks to Ava, Vee, Elana, Mimi,, Charl, Shane, Sayki, Charmaine, Becks, Inez, Chin, Cean, Aira, Sophia, Angel, Kath, Suzy, Cris, Tiara, Jean, Sammy, Kairi, Rj, Prince JakeEn, and Chi.

by jakehoonsoulmates January 11, 2021

jakey basturt

*Scottish Slang*

Derrogotery term for a bisexual

'Hiy you ya jakey basturt...ill kick ure heed in'

by Ywer Matties October 3, 2006

Jakey

Jakey is the type of person who always makes yourself feel better. Dwane Johnson is almost as cocky as Jakey. Also a huge Star Wars Lego nerd. Don’t let him have your toes.

Jakey: Can I crack your toes?
Toe: breaks in half

by Appaspappa November 25, 2021