jizzaroni and cheese

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something

jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche

by evak April 6, 2008

jizzauce

Jizzauce includes the act of actually spreading or smearing the jizz as if it were a sauce, almost to be received as a special treat by the recipient. Not to be confused with the generic term "jizz" or "cum" or "semen", which is just the white, gooey liquid.

I wanna jizzauce all over that hot girl's tits.

If you piss me off again, man, I'm gonna jizzauce all over your face while you sleep tonight!

by NUGe13 July 20, 2010

Jizzack

(n) Liquid emitted from the male sexual organ, said in a l337 manner.

D00d, he got jizzack all over the bizatch's fizace!

by Oya June 6, 2003

Jizzamathon

When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.

Jizz-a-mathon

"Dude a group of my friends just jizzed themselves randomly"

"You just had a jizzamathon"

by FapMonster October 6, 2011

Jizzay

(JIZZ-AE:NOUN) Jizzay is an act of ejaculating into a mayonnaise, mixing the two, and using it as a spread on bread.

Danielle is addicted to cum, I constantly see her eating Jizzay sandwiches.

by Jew6909 February 9, 2017

jizzacane

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).

"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"

by jSEO August 27, 2020

orgasmically-jizzable

Being so unbeliveabley funny that it gives girls a full body orgasm and they jizz themselves

He is so orgasmically-jizzable it's mind blowing

by Kalonisabumder August 1, 2010