For one of the smartest girls you'll ever meet it's amazing how stupid some of the things she says can be. She has an amazing heart not able to say anything mean even when its deserved. She has no idea how amazing she is and wouldn't believe you if you told her. She is one of a kind. A natural beauty with dark flowing hair and chocolate eyes that will hold the truth. A truly precious girl loved by all. With the best intentions despite the three day wait you will endure when expecting a reply to a unfound text. She has a special sense of humour and you just have to laugh even if only at her outstanding clumsiness! With so much potential i cant wait 2 see how she will make this world a better place in a way only she could.
example 1: person 1: oh my gosh! I just saw a girl trip up a hill, fall backwards into an icecream truck roll down the hill get thrown from the van only 2 land on a savage pig n be carried half way across china where she slipped off into a pit of jelly.as she she tried 2 pull herself out she accidently put her hand in a frypan. Pulling it away in pain she lunged from the pit n landed on 80 rusty nails. person 2: wow. Unlucky! Who was this girl?! person 1: i think her name was jahnella. person 2: oh that explains everything. Example 2: Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Dr Seus and she's curing cancer! Watch out AIDS your next!
by agentmax January 1, 2011
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She is a girl who loves to make knew friends and will love you to bits. She can be very emotional and she can be shy at first but once you get to know her she is one vibrant girl. She is funny, kind, caring, helpful, artistic, energetic, very sweet and has a great sense of humor and will make you laugh with out even trying. She loves learning new things and is passionate about rock music. She is very intelligent and can easily pick up emotions. If you have a problem she is your go to girl, she will give her honest opinion and good advice and will always find a way to help. She doesn't take crap from anyone and will set you straight if need be. If you ever meet a Janetta keep her close because you are possibly luckiest person in the whole world.
She is a girl who loves to make knew friends and will love you to bits. She can be very emotional and she can be shy at first but once you get to know her she is one vibrant girl. She is funny, kind, caring, helpful, artistic, energetic, very sweet and has a great sense of humor and will make you laugh with out even trying. She loves learning new things and is passionate about rock music. She is very intelligent and can easily pick up emotions. If you have a problem she is your go to girl, she will give her honest opinion and good advice and will always find a way to help. She doesn't take crap from anyone and will set you straight if need be. If you ever meet a Janetta keep her close because you are possibly luckiest person in the whole world.
by Janeen December 17, 2017
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by Jahnathan January 9, 2022
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Janette is the name bestowed upon the most amazing, delectable and awesome female human beings. It is a word that can also be used to describe awe of the female kind.
Janette is the name bestowed upon the most amazing, delectable and awesome female human beings. It is a word that can also be used to describe awe of the female kind.
1. Janette rocks my socks.
2. Whoa, look at that girl. She's totally like a Janette.
3. The Janette is overwhelming me!
2. Whoa, look at that girl. She's totally like a Janette.
3. The Janette is overwhelming me!
by QueenJ August 29, 2008
Get the Janette mug.(noun) The lesser component person of a duo. The loser of a pair of individuals. The person seen as the failure of a group of individuals. Especially appropriate after the pair splits-up or separates.
Paul Simon is an excellent musician. Art Garfunkel is the Jannetty of the duo because he pales in comparison to Simon.
by KyleKayfabe August 4, 2019
Get the jannetty mug.1) A Helpful Janet is a person who gives you driving directions to somewhere where they have never been nor have any idea where it is.
2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.
3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.
2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.
3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.
by Sir Randall of Texas January 2, 2012
Get the Helpful Janet mug.The photo enforcement cameras placed around Arizona by the state in order to catch speeders and those who run red lights to generate revenue to fix the budget.
Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.
Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.
"Dude, the goddamed state put a janet cam on the street outside by my house and I've already gotten two tickets."
by jackpotjeff March 30, 2009
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