jad

the male semi-circular equivalent of the better-known GUNT. trousers can be worn either below (for the purpose of showing it off) or above (in a vain attempt to conceal it) the JAD.

"ooooooh, you just hit me in the jad!!!"
"oh christ, look at the jad on that!"
"i need a tighter belt, these trousers are beginning to slip below the old jad"

by Jad McPherson November 19, 2006

Jad

Absolute idiot. Hangs out with his cronies who definitely take it up the ass despite coming across as homophobes. Pretty ugly, and typically a wannabe roadman. If you find one, stand still. He's stupid enough to thing you've disappeared.

Guy 1: oh my god did you see what Jad did yesterday??

Guy 2: no, what's happened this time?

Guy 1: he drew a penis on the wall and fell over laughing at himself.

Guy 2: what a fucking moron

by 🅾️🅱️🅰️Ⓜ️🅰️ June 29, 2019

Jad

A person who has a mental breakdown at least once a day.

Omg, I becoming a Jad

by hahahahhahahahahaahahahahha October 10, 2019

Jad

An idiot

Someone who has pineapple on pizza 🤦🏾 ♂️
Demographical fobalishious idiot

“Arsenal are better than united”
“No there not u jad😡”

by Mad moove jad December 29, 2018

Jad

Jad is a fucking pedo cause he fucked me

Jad fucked Jennifer

by Fuckinjennifer444 May 15, 2019

JAD

typically the coolest person in a crowd. normally comes with a head full of curly hair, but some are equally as cool with other hair types. it is rare to find a jad, but once you do you must keep him forever. often not very confident so it makes him feel good when you shower him with compliments.

Hey, is that a jad over there?

Looks like it.

I want a jad for myself!!!

by i like popsicles April 21, 2018

Jad

A swag master

Jad is such a swag master, he swags on all of us.

by Swag Master 1 December 22, 2018