Jad

Absolute idiot. Hangs out with his cronies who definitely take it up the ass despite coming across as homophobes. Pretty ugly, and typically a wannabe roadman. If you find one, stand still. He's stupid enough to thing you've disappeared.

Guy 1: oh my god did you see what Jad did yesterday??

Guy 2: no, what's happened this time?

Guy 1: he drew a penis on the wall and fell over laughing at himself.

Guy 2: what a fucking moron