A temporary or long-term life-state characterized by lack of ambition, fondness for low cost beer, and a zen-like contentedness absent any knowledge of zen concepts or practices. Jackpine often manifests as the lack of motivation to get up and move from one couch to another.
"Wanna go get a hamburger?" "No, man, I got a case a' Jackpine. Can ya bring me one? Cheese, raw onions."
by Alexander Savage February 24, 2010
Get the Jackpine mug.The ultimate action verb. Used to describe a stunt-like action that involves both daring, quick reflexes, and style. Most commonly used when telling a story of past feats you have accomplished or when telling someone to do something incredible using your body or in heavy traffic.
"Jackie Chan it." When urging your friends to drive into fast moving traffic.
"I Jackie Chan-ed it over the wall."
"I Jackie Chan-ed it down the stairs."
"I Jackie Chan-ed it over the wall."
"I Jackie Chan-ed it down the stairs."
by Etrix December 8, 2007
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Jackielicious is very spontaneous! Someone that is jackielicious you can't predict what they're going to do next. They are playful, and friendly. When you piss them off they become very aggressive and will attack you. They make you feel good about yourself, and it is hard for people to make THEM feel good. They are very loyal people that love and care. They are not bitches, unless they need to be. That's what makes them JACKIELICIOUS.
Woah, I'm so Jackielicious.
by JTUUU June 26, 2010
Get the jackielicious mug.A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
by Mister Skin August 23, 2005
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2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
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3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
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3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009
Get the jackie chan your ass mug.a pretty albanian girl from queens with long blonde hair green eyes and that has a dollface and a body of a killa mad tight thin stomach, with a big ass and small perky tits and gorgeous tempting sweet angel lips big eyes she can see the world shes a tease likes to please and makes all the boys beg and makes all the girls pissed if your lucky she will blow you a kiss she has long legs sexy hips beautiful smile straight white pearl teeth skin so smooth and white ish and tanish the girl is barbie
by joe00 March 1, 2009
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