Shit-jacking

The action of a male jacking off while taking a shit.

"Damn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. He must be shit-jacking!"

by PleaseEndThisHell20 January 06, 2017

shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.

Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"

by BearJew70 January 11, 2018

Shit jack

The act of shitting in one's hand, and then masturbating with it. (The lonely mans gay sex)

Dude, what took you so long in the shower? ......ah did a good shit jack!

by Nightbiker07 December 17, 2008

Jack 'n shit

When u masterbate while taking a crap

Aimed towards boys

Friend: Aye bro what u doing in the bathroom
You: I'm doing a "jack 'n shit"
Friend: better use a Kleenex

by Barkeisha January 02, 2017

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

Do jack shit

House chores and that kinda shitb

I'm tired of my husband asking me to do jack shit when I was pregnant

by Avril1989 June 20, 2018

Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 09, 2023