jack that shit

1. An expression using the verb jack, which means "to steal." To "jack that shit" is to "steal that thing or those things."

2. To "jack someone's shit" can also mean to punch them or beat them up.

As soon as that fool gets up and walks away from the moneybag, I'm going to jack that shit.

Man, Theo pissed me off so bad-- I'm gonna jack his shit up yo!

by Wikiwonder July 9, 2009

Shit jack

The act of shitting in one's hand, and then masturbating with it. (The lonely mans gay sex)

Dude, what took you so long in the shower? ......ah did a good shit jack!

by Nightbiker07 December 17, 2008

Jack 'n shit

When u masterbate while taking a crap

Aimed towards boys

Friend: Aye bro what u doing in the bathroom
You: I'm doing a "jack 'n shit"
Friend: better use a Kleenex

by Barkeisha January 2, 2017

Jack(son) shit

Slang: vulgar (British, used exclusively by the Jackson clan)

Nothing at all.

Affronted person: What's wrong with you?
Felicity: Jack(son) shit!

by A-concerned-citizen April 27, 2021

Jack diddly shit

Means "Absolutely nothing"

He was doing Jack diddly shit

by AlchemicBlue April 28, 2025

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

jack in the box shit

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.

" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.

by Mark W Stack January 16, 2008