J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.
by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021
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The type of guy who is down for a woman. Until she is taken for a decade from him. Only when the woman reappears. The woman learns he was never down for you at all. And after years of waiting the guy never opened his eyes. Or gave her the time of day. The woman begged and plead for her life back. Even free. He's not who you thought he was. He's a JR. He was done and never looked for the woman missing all them years. She hid her love from the world. Burying it deep inside. What a waste of time resurfacing for him. He never loved you before, than, now or in the future. It is a shock. 10 kids in. And married. Goodnight JR, you were loved always my love.
The J.R. never looked for you ever...
by anonymous March 18, 2024
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A skanky tough guy douche bag that is 90 percent of the time a fake friend that has a skanky family and hoe bag sisters.
Hey John would you like to play some Xbox no I don’t feel like it, I’d rather sit and do nothing the rest of my day, just skank it up you know? This is an example of being a J.R
by Foreskin McGee July 23, 2022
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A nickname given to certain handsome boys that attain a high status by his peers loves going fast and generally dosent care what people think about that he is mistrustfull but if you make it into his ring of friends he will do anything to help you
Friend: why are you done so early?

J.R.: why make it take longer than it needs to be?
by *bobby*=) September 22, 2022
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J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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