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When you are driving while simultaneously fingering a girl, and you cause her to orgasm so hard that she accidentally squirts in your eye, and it causes you to swerve off the road and hit a fire hydrant.
OFFICER: How did this happen?

PERSON: I pulled a J-Rog with my

GF.
J-Rog by Andre The Wrecker December 3, 2013
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A slag term for some epic juggling. Specifically when it is creative and original.
I’m gonna go to the park and JROG with some friends
JROG by Paper bin November 10, 2021
Related Words
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Yo ur a JROG!!!
JROG by SMSMSMS November 14, 2019
A Kid named Justin Rogers who thinks he can Fight in Real life.
Chad: You can’t fight stop lying
Jrog: I’ll beat your ass with one hand
Jrog by TheRealSubGoat January 21, 2019
When you begin to type jrotc but then you suddenly stop giving a fuck and see if someone on this god damn earth has such a strange name
Im gonna type jrotc....actually fuck it, is there some fucktard named jrog?
Jrog by gengar-boye March 3, 2018
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