J

J short for Joint of Marijuana

Roll that j up cuz

by ac March 14, 2004

:j

a smirk.

<qwert> Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! guffaw!
<yuiop> :j

by Neoguardian October 24, 2003

J

The Ultimate-Guitar.com (UG) version of the pound sign (£) - it is common amongst hard-core patriotic users to use this replacement (J) outside of context and UG...

J or j can be used - both are acceptable.

This replacement of 'J' and '£' arises from the personal messaging system. It inexplicably replaces '£' with 'J' before sending, presumably because it cannot store or send '£' as it is not a letter, and as UG is American, the £ is unlikely to be used.

- Oh that's about J180 isnt it?
- cheapest I've seen is J500!

by STROPH March 17, 2009

J

A short, cool way for Jews to say JCC

Leo: yo Jake, wanna hit up the J before shabbus?

Jake: yeah sure bro, I’ve been working on my Lay-ups all week. But I gotta be home before 6 cuz my cousins are coming over.

by 809 April 29, 2019

j

A marijuana ciggarette smoked to cause a different perception of reality. (high)

Johnny wanted to forget that he was fighting for a country that did nothing for him so he smoked a
''j''.

by young d2 January 03, 2007

J's

A pair of Air Jordan Basketball shoes. Usually nice; clean; new; pair of them.

Hey bruh; watch it, steppin on my J's!

I got my Jays on I'm ready to ball out!

by Mister Man. February 10, 2009

a "J"

(Jay) N. (1) A Joint. (2) Purest form of nudity (3)An Upturned penis. see also (Doobie, Stick, Roach, Cheeb, Lefty)

1) What's up? Nothing just smokin' a "J".

2) There I was standing in the police lineup naked as a "J".

3) I got all drunk and took that fat girl home from the bar. She jumped on top and broke my dick. Bitch left me a "J".

by SirIsaacHillary September 21, 2005