Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.
Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020
Get the Ebonically Impaired mug.The word you use in your English essay to replace either affect or effect because you're a piece of celery that's to stupid to figure out which is the proper one to use.
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major AFFECT on the ecosystem?
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major EFFECT on the ecosystem?
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The lack of frogs in the forest has a major impact on the ecosystem.
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major EFFECT on the ecosystem?
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The lack of frogs in the forest has a major impact on the ecosystem.
by Just_a_guy_making_an_impact May 7, 2019
Get the impact mug.toxic mfs who will send u death threats if u don’t like their ship or favourite character, will get offended at the smallest shit and cry or threaten to off theirself because they didn’t get the character they wanted.
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*2 seconds later*
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*2 seconds later*
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by bnananannan September 17, 2021
Get the Genshin Impact mug.To drive a long, sharp object, like a harpoon or a spear, through someone's body so that they are attached to it. Often fatal. Attach the instrument to a wall for further amusement.
by John Q Moron May 5, 2004
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*15 minutes later*
Gang member: What the FUCK? That guy's doing drive by's on a fucking gazelle!
Driver: West Side!
*15 minutes later*
Gang member: What the FUCK? That guy's doing drive by's on a fucking gazelle!
Driver: West Side!
by the person who shall not be named September 21, 2007
Get the impala mug.The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.
"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.
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