Bus Insurgents

Bus Insurgents are people who try to escalate violence on public transport.

Note the case of Epic Beard Man, wherein Bus Insurgents yelled racial epithets like "pinky" and "beat his white ass" in an attempt to escalate violence while riding public transports.

by IUSAI February 23, 2010

Headass Insurance

When someone says "headass" at the end of a statement or question to make it seem like they're joking, when in reality they're serious.

"Hey James, want to eat at McDonald's? Headass"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"

by Bobbylight69su June 8, 2018

Tenticle Rape Insurance

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.

"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009

Itsuki Nakano

The youngest sister in the Quintessential Quintuplets. She is known for having an obsession with eating, and being conscious of her weight. She is often meme'd eating burgers.

Jason: Itsuki Nakano is pretty cute, I wonder if all that food makes her butt bigger.
Haruba Negi: I'm sure you wonder.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

insurance fraud

A person in need of cash. They will deliberately chuck themselves in front of vehicles just to get compensation. They will use some of their money from the insurance company to pay the health bills to recover, and then the rest is pure profit.

I think I hit an insurance fraud, 'cus he chucked himself in front of an 18 wheeler and a bike before he stumbled over to me...

by RollCage24 January 4, 2014

Insurgent

An insurgent is someone who is not in the official military of a nation but fights against a country in a rebellion (see insurgency). The Iraq War was actually a short war, it's now an insurgency. There are insurgencies all over the world, Chechnya for example.

It's not just a 'liberal term' for 'terrorist', grow up. Not all insurgents are terrorists, while many feel they must resort to such tactics.

Get out of your redneck holes and get educated. Stop blaming all of your problems on liberals, Bush was the one who lied about WMDs and started the pointless war.

<AK-47 fire>
Soldier 1: What the fuck?!
Soldier 2: We're under attack!
Soldier 1: Fucking insurgents...

by ICanHazAbortionz? January 13, 2009

itour

itour or I-Tour is an emerging genre in the travel/tourism market making use of mp3 audio files to create tours of destinations, cities, and attractions. The "iTour" is purchased then downloaded to iPod, mp3 player, or smartphone for convenient playback. iTours exist in cities such as New York NY, Savannah GA, San Francisco CA, London, Rome, and Phladelphia PA among others.

"We're leaving for a trek to Boston today"

"That's totally whack. Are you going to take an itour?"

by Frank P. Loomis July 15, 2008