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Italian ShowGun 

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.
Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned
Italian ShowGun by Numba1 February 5, 2014

italian string 

What Pennsylvanians call spaghetti.
What did you have for dinner last night? I had some italian string.

Italian Sex 

Sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's butt cheeks and slides it up and down until ejaculation.
George liked to have Italian Sex with Gina because she had a large ass.
Italian Sex by Gene Wonka February 8, 2009

Italian Stallion 

An Italian man who has a penis that is on-par with the size of a horse's.
Damn, that Italian dude is hung like a horse. -Yeah I know, they call him Italian Stallion.
Italian Stallion by hazzard October 25, 2004

italian sandwich 

A type of sub sandwich found in Northern New England. Found in most mom and pop type convenience stores, it is made with a very soft sub roll, soaked in olive oil, and filled with meat, cheese, onions, tomatoes, black olives, and pickles.
Having grown up in Maine, she longed to eat one of those italian sandwiches that cannot be found anywhere else in the world. With a swig of Moxie, they are "wicked good".

Italian sausage 

Rob: Jimmy, you have an Italian sausage
Jimmy: oh shit!!!
Italian sausage by Kidswillbekids September 29, 2019