when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 08, 2020
Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Niggas Hating Like A Chain Reaction So Call It A Crumbled Raigeki For Cowards, Full-Stop Because "'Raigeki'" Means ""Thank You'"
Niggas Hating Like A Chain Reaction So Call It A Crumbled Raigeki For Cowards, Full-Stop Because "'Raigeki'" Means ""Thank You'"
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
Letting them know you are about to slap the shit out of them so they can take back what they just said
by gptx July 19, 2023
pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate
by Naomi girl by February 10, 2023
What do the rest of the people mean to you? They don’t mean anything to you. They’re just serfs, they’re just people.
by WorseThanHitler December 07, 2020
1) when you write something incorrectly on google and google has to correct you.
2) when you actually wrote something correct BUT google wants to correct you anyway
3) when you use the abbreviation ‘gorg’ and nobody gets it.
2) when you actually wrote something correct BUT google wants to correct you anyway
3) when you use the abbreviation ‘gorg’ and nobody gets it.
1) search bar: banananana. google: did you mean… banana?
2) search bar: wowoowowoowowow. google: did you mean… wowwowwowwowow?
3) raquelle: i don’t know, i think MY outfit is pretty gorg 🙄. barbie: raquelle, did you mean… gorgalicous or gorgetastic? raquelle: no BAR-BIE. i meant gorg!
2) search bar: wowoowowoowowow. google: did you mean… wowwowwowwowow?
3) raquelle: i don’t know, i think MY outfit is pretty gorg 🙄. barbie: raquelle, did you mean… gorgalicous or gorgetastic? raquelle: no BAR-BIE. i meant gorg!
by chloewritesdefinitions April 14, 2025