Israel

I fake word that white people made up because they hate the REAL country called Palestine

“I love Israel”

by Zoe Pemex May 13, 2023

Israel

To kick someone out of their property or steal their belongings.

I was 'israelled' out of my apartment.

by McAdrians November 3, 2023

Israeled

When one takes something that legally belongs to another, then the one that takes acts like it was theirs in the first place and plays the victim so you get punished.

Person 1: Yo man, I'm hungry.
Person 2: Have some tangerines!
Person 1: Thank you!
Person 1: *eats every single tangerine*
Person 2: Wait! Leave some for me!
Person 1: Person 2 is trying to take my tangerines!
Person 3: Person 2, do not steal his tangerines.
Person 2: No! I've been Israeled!

by HYPR0ver November 8, 2023

Israel

A type of monk or ordaned sprit.

Wow that bishop is such an Israel.

by Criff May 5, 2009

Israeling

Falsely claiming ownership and assuming a victim role for something that isn't rightfully yours.

I swear mother, he's israeling, the t-shirt is mine!

by Jeremyfisher445 November 4, 2023

Israeling

The feeling of ownership over another population's land, resource access, and lives by way of having a god complex and religious scripture as testament to the right to commit criminal practices without accountability.

- Hey, do you know what Yaacov is up to these days?

- Last I heard, he's Israeling in Jerusalem

by The Palestinian Hawk June 19, 2022

Israeled

To steal one's land, property, or belongings and claim it as one's own, then seek the aid of others to further cement the idea of the steal.

I've been israeled like never before. They stole my home and claimed it as theirs and the authority helped them legalize the steal.

by l44b1l November 3, 2023