Ironic

When a girl who has had sex has never had an orgasm, but a girl who has never had sex has had plenty.

Cake: I just had sex.
Bean: Did you orgasm?
Cake: NO.
Bean: That's ironic, because I've never even kissed a guy but I've had plenty of them.

by cakenbean March 09, 2009

Ironic

If something is ironic it's unexpected, often in an amusing way.

It's ironic that “Erratic conduct and behavior” are reasons @realDonaldTrump is revoking ex @CIA director @JohnBrennan’s security clearance. Adds Brennan has conducted “frenzied commentary

by Reggie Vision August 15, 2018

irons

a group of homosexual men

"Would you look at those set of irons"

by cookie101 May 22, 2005

ironing

having a coitus with a girl so flat that you feel like you're humping an ironing board

Ironing is a good way to revitalize your skin and reduce the prominence of wrinkles on your body

by horsejackshit December 18, 2018

irons

the clubs you use while playing golf within 200 yds. starts from a 3 iron to a 9 including a pitching wedge

"im gonna use my 3 iron and try and get it over the lake.... bitch"

by Ali G's Main man Alex January 11, 2005

ironic

1. When a phrase means the opposite of what it literally says.
Opp. literal
NB However similar, not to be confused with sarcasm

2. When an event happens in a certain situation which is contrary to what one would expect.

It would be ironic if the former Worlds Fattest Man died of starvation.

When Ricky Martin, latin american sex-symbol and ladykiller, became famous, there were rumours flying about the media that he was gay.
However, when the russian group T.a.T.u became famous, rumours arose in the media that the two girls that were alledgedly lesbians were in fact heterosexual.

by Rowan D. Easternhall July 27, 2006

ironic

That which is of, related to, or exhibiting characteristic features of the band Iron Maiden.

That band is very ironic.

That hipster is wearing a Powerslave t-shirt to be ironic.

by amssp December 13, 2010