Passive-Aggressive invitation

inviting someone to do something knowing they will say no so that you look like the better person

I asked her to go to dinner with a passive-aggressive invitation. This way I'm trying and not the flaky one.

by Bananas23 November 24, 2015

Incitation

An invitation to a less than savory affair, typically driven by anger and/or despair.

"We need to have a party for Trumps inauguration"

"I'll send out the incitations"

by Rachiez726570 January 17, 2017

engraved invitation

a specific request or plea to do something

Bringing your video games to school is an engraved invitation for trouble.

by Light Joker May 15, 2006

Accidental Invitation

When you're inviting individual friends to something, but other friends over hear you and ask to join, when you don't want them to.

Person 1: "Hey, Person 2, wanna go sledding tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sure."
Person 3: "Oh, cool, sledding! Can I come?"
Person 1: ".......Okay." (FUCK! I HATE PERSON 3, HE RUINS EVERYTHING! Accidental Invitation sucks!)

by Valley Marksman January 12, 2011

Oracular Intimations

1. The Little Signs that God, Jesus, The Big Guy,The Holy Spirit,The Holy Ghost, Es Spiritu Sanctu The Man Upstairs, etc. sends You to let You know He is Working on Your behalf.

(First Coined by Prophet Kim Clement, 2011)
2. When He (See above) sends Someone to you to tell you Good News of Something that is about to Happen for You.
3. A "Prophecy".
4. A "Foretelling".
5. A Verbal "Smack in the Head".

(First Coined by Prophet Kim Clement)

Wow, Did you Hear what that Guy said to me? It was some Oracular Intimations about a New Job!

by TheLaughsOnUs April 26, 2011

Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

by safesexinnola September 12, 2009

Invitation to Nato

Well, no, it was that.

Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024