Investigative Turn 

The act of making a choice that leads one to a place they didn't expect. Frequently associated with driving, similar to "getting lost", but without the negative connotation.

We would have been here sooner, but Nicky made an investigative turn.

Investigative Turn by lapetitemere August 13, 2011

Investigated myself 

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

Investigated myself by Onetobeat June 12, 2015

Bit investigator 

Some one who is investigating the viability of bit coins and other crypto currency's. A person with a general interest

Maitland the Bit investigator believes Cyrpto messages may be more interesting.

Bit investigator by RMEasshole November 5, 2013

Private Investigator 

A stalker with a business license.

Suspicious man: "That private investigator is always watching me so i dont cheat"

Private Investigator by SmokeWeedEveryday123 April 8, 2019

Discord Bureau of Investigation

Discord Bureau of Investigation: a Discord agency.

Darn, the Discord Bureau of Investigation busted me on Discord.

Discord Bureau of Investigation by DiscordBureauofInvestigation July 7, 2022

crime scene investigation 

The act of rumaging around in a female's trash for evidence that she is on her period.

I took a shit in this girls appartment last night. After a little crime scene investigation, I decided to bolt.

crime scene investigation by Double D Nice August 17, 2009

anal investigator 

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

anal investigator by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014