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internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*
Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~
by Wilman March 12, 2008
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Internette

A desperate fat girl; uses internet to find love.
I met this weird internette the other day.
by steammustachio August 14, 2019
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internetuendo

the gossip, lies, smears, and at best half-truths that flourish in the largely anonymous petri dish of the Internet.
Alas, our presidential elections are beset with Swift Boat ads and Internetuendo. E.g., Obama is a Communist, Palin is a brainwashed Nazi... and on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
by WJMoore March 2, 2010
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Internetextual

The act of communication through text with someone online. It includes email, im, chat, commenting, etc. Can be sexual in nature but doesn't have to be.
Gena: ~Glomps Dann with a hit and run hug.~ Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Dann: I am actually more of a fan of glomps happening in real life. But I will take your internetextual glomp gladly.
by Diamond Dann October 27, 2011
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Internetting

Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet
1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.

2. Bro, do you even internet?
by Heisenberg's Pimp April 29, 2014
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internetese

Langage derived from the internet.
(Geek on chat etc talking in internetese)
Stfu lol, Frank is a noob. G2g, I need to play with my star trek toys. peace
by Squeaky B November 26, 2005
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internetty

A person who uses the internet to a great extent, very likely working on the internet and familiar with terms such as LOL, ping, digg'ing, and at least basic html.
a: "We need to hire a new writer for our review site."
b: "I know a guy just out of college that can write."
a: "Is he internetty?"
b: "As much as any other 22 year old"
by Wayman Luy May 22, 2007
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