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The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.
by blazelust December 12, 2008
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Internets

I hear there's rumors on the, uh, Internets
by mightybob50 August 7, 2009
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internetsomnia

Usually present at the early hours of the morning, When browsing the internet looking at random shit is more interesting than being asleep. No matter how hard this person tries to leave, they have to just finish browsing all 30 tabs open.
You look tired man.

Yeah internetsomnia totally took over last night, was up until 5am watching youtube videos of people falling over!
by A9k September 30, 2011
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INTERNAZISM

In-ter-Na-zism n., adj

Derogatory description One World view reminiscent of National Socialist ideology but with world agenda, rather than Nationalist . Marked by Corporatism rather than State to meet world's needs & breaking autonomous cultures particularly small agrarian/livestock based ones. Just as National Socialism , it has 'Green' credentials & funds biased Science . Its view of rewilding areas crops cannot be grown with forest to provide carbon sink, but ignoring the CO2 sequestrating effect of pasture & corporate destruction of the environment for monocrops & CO2 fossil fuel use. Blaming cow flatulence & using animal rights moral panics for alternatives to meat. Promotion Public Health and moral 'wellbeing' through dictatorial punitive measures marked similarity with National Socialist 'Strength Through Joy' promotion & contempt for obese. No overt racist component but opposition to animal dependent cultures using moral absolutist 'enlightenment' makes it profoundly culturally prejudiced. It also presents threat individual freedoms where individual should be obedient new order padardigm. Egs of manifestations can be seen Davos, World Economic Forum, & Eat Lancet world planning roghshod elected democratic national autonomy & backed by corporates & wealthy elite. They do not use the term to describe themselves; stress providing social justice that has echoes of Communist agrarian revolutions, and The Great Transformation' is eg controlled strategy for whole planet.
Eat Lancet is a typical example of a kind of 'Internazism' agenda using animal rights panics and a 'Green' moral absolutism to eradicate animal farming freeing land to provide a plant based diet for global public health, to sustain Global Food Corporate profits, divert blame from their monocrop eco damage and fossil fuel use, and improve moral wellbeing of new homogenous consumer/drone citizens
by Wales1 February 7, 2019
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Anno Internetum

The year of the Internet or AI. For all intents and purposes the advent of the Internet as we know it started in 1995. It's not about when technology was invented or when a couple of hundred servers existed, but when the population at large started hearing about it and a lot of us started using it. 1995 is 1 AI.
In 1 Anno Internetum (AI) about 10,000 servers were brought on-line. 2010 is 16 Anno Internetum (AI).
by utc June 24, 2010
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internets

The internets is not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
by glababa February 2, 2008
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Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.
Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.
by The Baron of Internets March 4, 2005
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