Jailhouse C-section

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence?

Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

by TheIronGiant November 04, 2012

Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

by FiveCardArmy November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV

When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.

by LAGTV Fan #1 November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-Section

Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.

Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.

Max: What are you going to do to me?!

Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.

by SSuresh November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

Being raped in jail by another inmate, that causes the tearing of the anus. May also cause a tear that could be considered a new anus.

Bubba is gonna give you a jailhouse C-section when you get there.

by Me116 November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

When a large inmate from state prison tears his victim a new hole with his enormous penis, but the victim manages to get the hole stitched up with surgery. Credit for this definition go to NovaWar from LAGTV

Big Bubba hulked over his roomate and told him "Imma give you a jailhouse C-section, com'here boi!

by Mr. Jurrrezzi November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

Stitched up tear in one's asshole

""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar

by TheBestKindOfFig November 03, 2012