all his goats in one submarine 

1. Meaning to be very busy and unable to relax.
2. It can also refer to literal naval goats.
3. Kind of confused about something.
4. Energetically focusing on one task with little time to do it.
5. To th e best of one's abilties, unable to do something.

1. Kurt has all his goats in one submarine tonight with the big exam and three papers due tomorrow.
2. Apparently, Steven works hard in employing modern seafaring equipment and livestock management techniques to keep all his goats in one submarine.
3. John has all his goats in one submarine about the girl from last night, but he can't remember her name.
4-5. Ben has all his goats in one submarine over the big deadline but has no chance of meeting it.

all his goats in one submarine by leontrotsky32 April 17, 2011

Put all your poo in one sock

Sort out one's problems, contain and deal with one's problems, such that one has problems but at least they are localised. "Poo" is often replaced by "shit".

"Put all your poo in one sock, then meet me at the pub" - Hamish and Andy

Put all your poo in one sock by MC-Australia February 8, 2008

get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.

"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."

get your shit in one sock by Carl Willis November 7, 2005

Got all your lamps in one submarine 

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

Got all your lamps in one submarine by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011

One in seven billion 

A better way to say "one in a million" because there is around seven billion people in the world and you believe that he/she is the one for you.

May: How much do you really love me?
John: I love you very much?
May: Do you think I am your one in a million?
John: No, you're my one in seven billion. Will you marry me? -shows ring-
May: Yes!
Then they got married and had kids.

One in seven billion by World of Wordcraft April 18, 2016

One in the mouth and one down south

When two males and a female participate in the act of copulation and one male's genitalia are in the mouth of the female and the other's genitalia are in either her buttocks or her vagina.

My friend and I wanted to have a threesome with a female from the workplace except we weren't comfortable with textbook double penetration so we decided to put one in the mouth and one down south.

One in the mouth and one down south by Jakovovich February 9, 2010