Team Impulse

Group of people that never lose clan wars.

Team Kamikaze: Yo let's clan war Team Impulse.
Also Team Kamikaze: Nah we're gonna lose for sure it's fucking Team Impulse they dont lose clan wars.

by Frxstyyy July 22, 2020

Stupidity Impulse

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens

Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017

isuzu impulse

A rare small car from Japan, the RS came with a turbo. It will become a collectors' item.

see that car run through the mud and kick ass on the track

Yea its an Isuzu Impulse

by Justin E January 7, 2009

running on impulse engines

In the original Star Trek series, whenever the main engines (warp drive) broke down (which was pretty frequent) the Enterprise would only be able to move using "impulse engines" - a low power, sub-lightspeed manouvering system based on a small fusion ram/ion drive.

By inference, someone described as "running on impilse engines" or "impulse power only" is either:

1. Very tired (a.k.a. 'running on empty')

2. Genuinely ill

3. (derog.) Slow and/or stupid.

"Jesus, I've just had to brief the sales guys on the new product.... they're all running on impulse engies up there".

"You want to go for a beer ?"

"No, man, I'm running on impulse engines... got to go home and grab some sleep."

by Eighth of Seven May 24, 2007

run an impulse train

Variant of "run a train", which refers to a line of men each successively having sex with the object upon which the train is run. Used in this sense in the engineering world, where signal processing (dealing extensively with the impulse train) can be extremely complicated and confusing, and such material is said to thus "run an impulse train" on the student/engineer.

This exam is really going to run an impulse train on me.

by Crusting Beaver November 14, 2010

opp impulse

The impulse to violently and/or verbally abuse the opposition when they are spotted in a public setting.

Sorry I got kicked out of Target, I had an opp impulse when I saw that simp walking around with his mask on.

by srslyRigby January 25, 2022

Bochenskian Impulse

Psychology. an irresistible impulse to steal, especially when the thief can afford to pay.
- see also, kleptomania/cleptomania

"guys look at all this i just got!"
"woah someone's had a bit of a bochenskian impulse!"

by MichaelYve April 6, 2009