A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
by jammyboil December 26, 2008
Get the impaling the morals of a minormug. The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008
Get the nad the impale-hermug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the America Chavez Guerrery Ferrarra Ferrerra Like RIght Booty CHeeks And Impaled Talusesmug. A weapon or instrument used to impale a person or zombie, so that it causes sudden and immense joy/pain which may lead to the fatality of the subject thereafter.
by Dimakov January 8, 2014
Get the Impalatormug. A extra services masseuses get impaled through there necks blood pissing out of the whores necks is hilarious all extra service masseuses need to be impaled through there necks they are whores blood would piss from there mouths and necks
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by Gimegame January 2, 2025
Get the Impaled extra service masseusemug. Kallie experienced impalation and shat her pants, causing her to die not by impalation, but by the stench.
by The Best Squirrel Monkey March 14, 2023
Get the Impalationmug. by Jman6540 November 10, 2021
Get the Impaledmug.