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Terd Immunity

The point at which a significant percentage of those who are living life per usual have been infected, thereby driving down case rates as the rest of us remain hunkered down.
Good gravy, those assholes are gathering so hard they’ll reach Terd Immunity in no time!
by Lord Dumbello December 16, 2020
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voice immunity

After a period of time together, couples become "immune" to each others voices.
After seven years of marriage, John developed voice immunity to Janet.

"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?
by Tina Ballance March 12, 2008
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cliquomatic immunity

Pronounced Clique-O-matic immunity
Ones ability to interact with all social groups while not necessarily conforming to the standards of any particular social group (clique)

ex. A person who may hang out with the skaters one day then punk rockers, nerds or jocks the next day
New kid: hey is that chad chiilin with the nerds I thought he was and jock
Other guy: Nah he has cliquomatic immunity he is free to chill with whoever he wants.
by danimal799 July 11, 2010
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Dicklomatic Immunity

Dicklomatic Immunity - The ability to have sex with whatever girl you want in the world and another person cannot get mad at you, or punish you in any means.
Stephen had sex with my wife last night I was sad when I found out he had Dicklomatic Immunity!
by plasticpb July 7, 2014
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menstrual immunity

n. a woman's belief that, when she is having her period, she is exempt from normal standards of social appropriateness and nicety, as well as being immune to the confines of logical thought and behavior.
I asked Mary how she was doing, she flicked me off and told me to "Shut the f#%* up. She thinks that's an OK way to act since she's got menstrual immunity.
by igomi24 June 14, 2010
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Keyboard Immunity

The illusion that whilst behind your keyboard everything you say to anyone has absolutely Zero come-backs in the real world, GOD MODE ON.

Allowing you to say things you normally wouldn't without fear of repercussion, only to find out they know who you are and they know where you live.

Because if you piss off enough people, someone, somewhere will find you.
Oh man oh man that was some good trollin' good trollin', now to sit back and relax in my awesome ass chair of awe-... *Shadowy figures standing at the window*

OH SHI-

As you are beaten to death with your keyboard by a group of angry forum users, the Keyboard Immunity you once thought you had, quickly disappears.
by Phauxed January 14, 2011
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Immunity Person

Someone who never gets sick
by Kiki_diki June 3, 2019
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