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ikira

Someone that is strong. That sont take bullshit.someone thats not afraid of bitches.Someone thats not afraid to say whats on their mind . Their are loveable and are a great person to talk to
Damn i wish i was ikira
by kiraboo01 February 26, 2015
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Ikead

the temporary condition of insanity brought on by overexposure to clean Nordic design that causes a person to spend $300 on cheap useless crap.
Man I got Ikead this weekend, I bought a bookshelf lamp made out of balsa wood.
by mistyolive September 30, 2011
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The Ikea Dream

another version of the the american dream. A dream where furniture is good quality for a low price. The Ikea Dream is the dream to live in an apartment/house when all the furniture cost less than $5000 for the whole apartment/house.
bob: hey nice furniture. It looks expensive. I thought you were broke.

sam: yeah I'm living the Ikea Dream. My living room only cost $1000

bob: wow no way!

sam: ya way. my couch was $500. Suck on that bitches!
by artemisetude August 11, 2010
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IKEA virgin

A first-time shopper at an IKEA.
by Chris Levine August 14, 2006
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ikea

A furniture company that sends delivery men to your house, whose real purpose is to take a huge dump in your toilet.
The Ikea delivery guy went poop in our bathroom.
by Viewtiful Joe January 19, 2005
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Ikea Stigmata

the red mark you get on the palm of your hand following the assembly of flatpack furniture, due to the motion required to turn the screwdriver repeatedly.
Dave is taking it easy, he got a bad case of Ikea Stigmata today after assembling a futon.
by Starryinkgirl July 31, 2011
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IKEA madness

n.
1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store
2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA
3. a traffic jam which backs up onto the highway caused by an influx of potential IKEA customers, often resulting in the closure of an offramp
4. a derogatory phrase used by locals in describing the traffic and disoriented and discourteous drivers an IKEA store brings to local roads because of definition 3
1. Look at the customers' faces! It's IKEA madness!
2. John had IKEA madness and bought a small BILLY shelving unit to assemble at home himself.
3. We should should get off of Route 24 before the IKEA madness at exit 19B.
4. I was late to practice today because of IKEA madness that was blocking my street. They wouldn't let us out.
by Theseus January 22, 2006
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