Identity

n.

Something that describes an individual entity by it's properties.

Humans can identify themselves with a birth name.

E.g.-"My mother named me Mistake, now I have an identity."

by xerocide July 31, 2008

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Identityjob

Hiring a male sex worker and informing him to roleplay as whatever, such as your coworker, specifying to never break character, then hiring a female sex worker and telling her the exact same thing. Usually accompanied by a hidden camera and/or recorder.

Person 1 (halfway inside Person 2’s ass): “Alright, out of roleplay for a moment, you’re giving me, like, 50 bucks for this, right?”
Person 2: “No idea where you got the number 50 from, and you’re not the prostitute here.”
Person 1: “You literally hired me!”
Person 2: “…Fuck, Identityjob.”
Person 3 (watching from hidden camera): “Goddamn it, didn’t even orgasm…”

by Sinsaunstalker May 2, 2023

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Colourful racing identity

"Crook" or "gangster", expressed in a way that won't get you sued for libel, as used mainly in the Australian press.

Colourful racing identity John Gatano today fronted the magistrate's court to answer police allegations about his role in a massive heroin smuggling ring.

by mister_cj June 30, 2009

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ideka

abbreviation for "i don't even know anymore"
derived from idk and idek

person: yo check out this tentacle porn
person 2: wtf
person: ideka

by Janice Aria December 13, 2014

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identical twins

identical twin girls(most twins not all, this incudes guys too) are the most loving, spiritual, smart, hot, and caring people you will ever meet. Being a twin is awesome and very lucky because they are definetely a dream bestfriend. Not the typical back stabbing, hypocritical, and turns out to be mean bestfriend all the girls dream of never encountering. As a twin, you think the same and can say the same exact thing at the same exact time(AWESOME!) Also, for all those who talk shit and stereotype twins as bitches and bullies you really have not met twins before because whoever has met twins can tell you so and if you haven't met twins yet, its very cool.

Guy; Hi! Are you girls twins?
identical Twins(at the same time): Yea, identical
Guy: Awesome!

by identical twin(i would know) May 26, 2011

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