ass to mouth conversion

This person is a fucking idiot because A: this is retarded and B: ass to mouth is for when you're fucking a whore in the ass & slam your dick down her throat right after.

Methane isn't converted to carbon dioxide because CO2 is the byproduct of aerobic respiration, which involves OXYGYEN not METHANE you stupid ass fuck. ass to mouth conversion, ha.

by butt_dog November 16, 2006

Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).

"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."

by queenducttape July 24, 2008

Music taste conversion

When someone with superior musical taste converts an inferior to their way of hearing things. Most commonly seen in relationships where the boy has an awful taste in music/is extremely whipped.

Dude, wanna go see Usher?
Na man, I like the strokes now.
When did that happen?
Girlfriend did a little music taste conversion
You whipped.

by DesmondElBrando November 30, 2011

Conversion Therapy

One of the worst religous practices to exist in the United States, due to its controversial methods. Many of the poor people who attend there are scarred for life or commit suicide later on.

Person 1: Heard Jake got send to Conversion Therapy. How is he doing?
Person 2: Fuck that, he's screwed for life.

by senthurmanz July 4, 2017

two point conversion

Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.

I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.

by Bobski27 September 12, 2010

iconversation

a conversation by IM, SMS, BBM or email that consists mostly or entirely of emoticons.

Here's as example of an iconversation:

Diane: \o
Marik: \o
Diane: :-)?
Marik: :-)! :-)?
Diane: :-(
Marik: ???
Diane: </3
Marik: :-(!
Diane: :'(
Marik: ({})
Diane: :-)
Marik: ?!
Diane: !
Marik: o/
Diane: o/

by karbyn March 29, 2010

vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".

I just went to a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving, where we heard a lot about the joys of being vegan from the vegan host that served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to themselves and a room full of straight up carnivore people the host has known for at least thirty years despite never once hearing even a fleeting interest from any of them in vegan food. No non-vegan food was permitted.

by footrageous November 30, 2021