I'm going to walk the cat.

Getting a female to have intercourse with you.

James: "What good with that prospect?"
Pip: "Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
James: "Ahhh ya!" (Slap Hands)

I'm going to walk the cat. by Ryan Prewitt February 23, 2008

I'm going to spark your jaw 

This mean basically, I'm going to fuck up your jaw

Oh my god i'm going to spark your jaw if you don't shut the fuck up

I'm going to spark your jaw by CardiB2.0 October 25, 2017

I'm going to milk your goat. 

A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.

"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.

It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.

*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*

P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"

*Also:*

Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"

Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"

I'm going to milk your goat. by J'Seph December 18, 2012

I'm going to Hell for this 

When you do/say something that angers a lot of people and you're sure you'll get into a lot of trouble.

I pissed of a moderator, I'm going to Hell for this!

I'm going to Hell for this by Trolluminati October 4, 2015

I'm going to go 

'I'm going to go' is a euphemism for 'I don't like you anymore' e.g., you have terrible friends.
This may be caused by horrible taste in video games, or even a break-up.

Friend: "Wanna play some Minecraft?"
You: "I'm going to go..."
Friend: "Why?"
You: "I just gotta go. Something came up. Sorry."

I'm going to go by Mr. Anime June 6, 2018

I'm going to commit suicide 

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed

Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"

I'm going to commit suicide by Chronicpain July 27, 2022

I'm going to fuck you up 

something that you say to a person when you are horny or just don't like someone

Me: I'm going to fuck you up
your gf: oh pls
also me: I'm going to fuck you up

The stupid brad: oh shit

I'm going to fuck you up by fuckedintheasshole123 October 13, 2020