human verification

A Fucking Stupid 100 Hour long servey that is "Required" before you Hack or Cheat on a game that disappoints you and blocks you from becoming a hacker and breaking the limits of how much you can progress in your Video Games.

Joe: I can't wait to Finally hack and break the Limit and give myself 99999999999 Coins!
Computer: Please Complete a Survey To Verify that you are Human.
An Eterinity Later...
Joe: I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE ELSE MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE AND TO WHOEVER INVENTED HUMAN VERIFICATION SERVEYS...FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVED!

by HeavySquashedMegaTurtle June 10, 2017

Human Warehouse

Nursing or retirement home. Any place where people reside in numbers while waiting for the end of life.

I need to go see my grandma at the human warehouse.

by Quilly The Porcupine January 26, 2011

human larvae

definition mostly used for human spawn under the age of four.

the patrons in the restaurant were praying that the parents would take their tantrum throwing, human larvae anywhere else !

by sandy clawz December 25, 2011

Human Resources

Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.

That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.

by NylonPimp January 16, 2017

W human

Generally means when a person is good , kind-hearted , and is considered “Winning in life” . W stands for “Win” or “Winner” here

Mr. Brian Smith is a very heartwarming person , he is a W human who makes everyone have that fuzzy feeling inside

by AGuyWantingToHelp July 1, 2022

Human Bath Mats

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.

Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?

by New York Stefon May 18, 2010

Human Punching Bag

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.

"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

by Peter-Parker March 22, 2010