Someone is gumptious if you ever had a dream with them in it, and they appeared just before you woke up. Your morning wood would vanish out of disgust when you woke up.
by Onionsmeller August 20, 2023
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adjective: offensively self-assertive: a bumptious young upstart.
adj. Crudely or loudly assertive; pushy.
Origin:
1795–1805; bump + (frac)tious
adjective: offensively self-assertive: a bumptious young upstart.
adj. Crudely or loudly assertive; pushy.
Origin:
1795–1805; bump + (frac)tious
by martleo August 5, 2009
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A funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.
A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.
A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.
The stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, I almost didn't wash them.
Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.
Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!
Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.
Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!
by Machiavellisbitch April 3, 2006
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by Snizzi Numbchucks September 11, 2013
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Originally a slip up when my brother was talking about something being funny, he combined the two words. Since then we use it all the time instead of either hilarious or humorous.
Originally a slip up when my brother was talking about something being funny, he combined the two words. Since then we use it all the time instead of either hilarious or humorous.
That joke was humarious!
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